A student in my ministry loves taking notes…especially when I say stuff that’s a little crazy (especially out of context, HA! Click here for the first installment). Anyhow, have some fun at my expense:

(Cort is the name of a dude in our Bible Study) “Cort you’re like a princess. Everyone welcome Princess Cort.” – Matt McGill

“I’m from planet McGill. Don’t worry, you’ll be there soon.” – Matt McGill

“Don’t look at me like I’m insane. I am insane, but not for that reason.” – Matt McGill

“I love whoever wrote this. Oh wait, I did.” – Matt McGill (legitimately embarrassed)

“Capiche? I speak French… or Italian.” – Matt McGill

“AP Life Science sounds like advanced tree hugger class.” – Matt McGill

“Josh Jonah Anderson.” – Matt McGill
“My middle name isn’t Jonah.” – Josh Anderson
“It is tonight.” – Matt McGill

“I think you should be rewarded for your laziness.” – Matt McGill as he hands us donuts

“Why aren’t there many people at small groups tonight?” – Me

“Because some people died…and went to Hell.” – Matt McGill

“Do you guys want to do Bible study tonight or get pizza?” – Matt McGill

“You only get sick if you’re mentally weak.” – Matt McGill

“I’m tired of being labeled the skinny guy.” – Matt McGill

“I have a three and a half year old son. At least I think he’s three and a half. He might be three. I have five of them, it’s hard to keep track. He’s little, he doesn’t know either.” – Matt McGill

“He’s a McGill so he’s a slow learner.” – Matt McGill talking about one of his sons

“The baby had to be in hospital for like four days. I don’t know why. Maybe to make sure the baby has tough skin.” – Matt McGill

“I like to make decisions for other people, especially when it’s funny.” – Matt McGill

“Who is that freak and how many times has he been possessed?” – Matt McGill talking about himself

“We were so far deep in Mexico that there were no taco stands.” – Matt McGill

“Outdoors for me is sitting next to the window in Starbucks with the sun shining on my leg.” – Matt McGill

“I’ve been known to break chairs.” – Matt McGill

“If I had an award, I would give it to you. You have accomplished something important in your life.” – Matt McGill

“Second graders are like wild animals.” – Matt McGill

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